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I like Diet Mountain Dew because it says I'm cool but I still care about my looks.

How To Befriend A Wild Ass Animal

Step 1: Get that animal some food you idiot

Step 2: Try to pet the wild animal, but not too fast

Step 3: Don’t try to touch their crotch

Step 4: If they ask for a haircut, don’t. Wild Animals are so vain

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