Needs no introduction. The Bro Draft continues.
To see round 1, click here -> ROUND ONE
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Continue reading
Spring has arrived.
The NFL, NHL, NBA, and MLB drafts are around the corner.
I decided to conduct a draft of my own.
Now, I know complaining, sarcasm, snarkiness, and being a dick to other people is usually what “sells” on the internet, but I wanted to see if we could have fun while talking about how much we like the idea of certain people.
Everyone knows MILFs (Moms I’d Like to F*ck). Those are great, but well documented and appreciated. We’re here to give praise to high quality dudes out there in the Milky Way Galaxy. This is where we select dudes that we’d like to be bros with, or DILBs (Dudes I’d Like to Bro). There are 10 rounds in this draft, with me and my 9 friends all getting 10 picks each. I’m only posting the first round in this article.
Here’s The Draft Order:
1) Steven Fleihr
2) Tadius Maximus
3) Rezzer Ramon
4) Patrick Jameson
5) Greg Johns
6) Kevin McCaffrey
7) Tom Tracy
8) Shane Falco
9) Seph McCaffrey
10) Jeff Wilmot
2014 Bro Draft
With the first pick in the draft, my buddy Steven Fleihr selected Continue reading
If Social Media Had A TV Show
Social Media Crew Dynamic
Twitter = The Funny One
My WrestleMania Card ( #IfJoeMcCaffreyWroteForWWE )
My WrestleMania Card: (4 hrs 30 mins -> Pre-show and 4 hr PPV)
This is essentially the ramblings of a madmanchild that devolves very quickly into pro wrestling fanfiction, but I’m going to WrestleMania for the first time ever this year and this is is a card that would really send me home happy.
Now, listen, I don’t really like to write about celebrities much – but way more of you guys read my shit when I do. So I’ll do a little bit of give the people what they want and do some of this nonsense every now and then.
I’m went camping this weekend. I’ll even tell you Continue reading
Rejected Pick-Up Lines
I can’t wait until monkeys learn to use phones. As you can see, they’ve already been trying.