There’s something I’ve had on my mind for a while–it’s really been bothering me and I need to get to the bottom of it: why aren’t Shaquille O’Neal (Shaq) and I friends?
Granted, he’s a little older than me, but that’s OK. Ever heard of a little movie/book The Indian in the Cupboard? That Native American guy was way older than that kid and it worked. And they weren’t even made out of the same stuff.
Also, Shaq and I have never met. That may be the biggest hurdle to our friendship, because I think if we ever met each other, we would really hit it off.