I just realized how racist the “friends” page is. We have Eric, but he’s just barely Mexican and I probably like tacos more than he does. Jesse is Amish, but I’m not sure if that’s an ethnicity or not, and when his rumspringa ends he won’t even be able to see this site anymore.
So, if anybody knows any cool black people who would want to be my friend, please let them know about Friendship Style. If we have a lot of applicants, I may even allow 2. It would definitely come in handy when we start the office basketball team.
Also, I am like Arnold in the picture. Not the other two guys that seem very suspicious of their biracial friendship.
Friendship Style 
What about me